hair-rassing gimmicks

there seems to be a hair shampoo advertisement craze at the moment.

1) SUNSILK YOGURT *new* :)

storyline: drop-dead-gorgeous (ddg) model-like gal is with pals (who also happen to look like replicas of miss teen usa).
ddg gal sees flaming-hot (fh) model-like guy.
fh guy spots ddg gal & heads in her direction (as usual, gal pals of ddg start nudging).
ddg gal starts to twist n twirl her oh-so-very-unusually-messy hair round her fingers (muz b some form of a nervous disorder).
ddg is asked to dance by fh & shyly agrees :)
flirtatious melody playin in the background comes to an abrupt halt as ddg realises her twirled hair is now tangled up round her finger (oh-the horror!).
guy stares with disgusted look (whats his prob? never heard of bad hair day b4? >P)

cure: use SUNSILK yogurt shampoo *NEW* & gal automatically transforms into ddg gal with INCREDIBLY STRAIGHT SILKY BLACK HAIR :>
guy gets gal, gal gets guy.
-THE END-

2) REJOICE :)

Note: there are a few versions, this is only one of them.

Storyline: features asian version of ddg gals (this time, no fh guy involved -how sad :<).
strong gust of wind sweeps gals off their feet.. oops, i meant strong gust of wind ruins group of gal's hair-do (how do i say that in the plural?)
[only ONE (uno/satu/yat) gal uses REJOICE]
gals who r not usin REJOICE look at each other with distorted faces, woe behold them, hair is ruined!
REJOICE gal (who happens to look like a "pontianak" now coz the wind blew her hair all to the front -amazing wind) offers a tip.
REJOICE gal quotes in rejoice (with big happy smiley face plastered to her head, not to mention all the hair too): "dengan REJOICE, guna jari pun boleh" & continues to smile that oh-so-very-sickly-sweet smile before proceeding to run her fingers through her hair, which instantly repairs any damage done by mother nature.
other gals stare in utter amazement with their jaws hangin down 2 d ground.
however, there is a catch to this otherwise normal advertisement.
the ddg asian who speaks has this rather low, deep voice; thus resulting in her lookin n sounding like a real "pontianak" when the hair is all over her face n stuff (well, just for a split second coz all hair-product-gals r usually ddg).
a must-watch if u truly wanna understand!

Moral: always use REJOICE for silkier, more manageable hair with that extra SHINE :)

p.s: u should really watch the advertisements to understand this all!
p.s.2: next time my hair gets tangled, i'm dumping yogurt on it!

drats! now i'm confused! rejoice? or sunsilk? or pantene, or dove, or clairol? or should go back to using johnsons&johnsons (NO MORE TEARS!!!) shampoo? (with exta-mild formula, so that even babies can use it =>)